I spent the next couple of days moping. Alan thinks:
1./ I'm past it
2./ I have a fat arse (true)
3./ I am sad-tricky does he mean sad like teary or sad like
4./ He does not care because he hasn't text or phoned me
5./ There is no 5 just repetition of 1 to 4
Also Ruth hasn't contacted me this is because:
1./ She hates me
2./ Simon says no
3./ I called her a pussy
4./ Simon's killed her
5./ No 5 still worrying about 4
I spent this time productively. Jogging horrible,
eating salad yuk, doing crunches ouch.
Wondering if I should take up smoking, brandies driving my vespa
But the overwhelming need is to be shagged. Laid down hard
no funny stuff just hip action and plenty of it.
I wanna walk bowlegged like a teenager!
I want Alan to text me and I will not phone him or text
as I have some pride you know.
Best Becka xxxx