Saturday, August 12, 2006

WHAT THE?!

Alan did that hunchy thing with his shoulders, kind
of between a cringe and and shrug, Americans would
say he looked adorable. I however knew him that much
better, he looked decidedly shifty.
"Go on then." I said as encouragingly as a Northern Woman
from an Alan Silletoe novel.
He smirked, grimaced and finally smiled.
"Those Twins." He started.
Go on go on go on go arn! I thought in the style of Mrs Doyle
(Father Ted).
"They are not my cousins." A ravishing smile:"They are my
sons." He said simply.
2 hours later when I had finished screaming, we discussed
this.

Becka Mmartini xxx

11 comments:

Rainex said...

The small ones are more
juicy! Hehe!

butterflyuk said...

No wonder they are as good as I thought you said they were. Little Alans...lol.

Rainex said...

I love the twins,
but I'm a perv.

Lindy said...

Whoa! That was a twist I didn't expect. But it explains alot.

Rainex said...

That's me, Twisty-twisto!

fatrobot said...

i thought twins meant boobies

Rainex said...

Fatrobot-they do

Anonymous said...

Bugger, I can see I've got a lot of catch up reading to do.

Rainex said...

That will teach you for
shirking-where u been?

Suze said...

OMG, Mrs Doyle pass me a cup of tea! :)

Rainex said...

Sssh Suze else
I'll sing 'My Lovely
Horse!'