Monday, February 12, 2007

HEY GUYS-WHAT HAVE I DONE FOR ME LATELY?
or VALENTINE'S DIS-day

Yeah I'm back and I'm still pretty fuckable!
The twin escapade was really not worth the sense of impending doom
I seem to be left with.
Some eegit would call it guilt.
I just call it bad timing.
Valentines is here and I hope to hell Alan doesn't get all romantic on
me as I just might have to kill him.
I'm listening to The Gossip, Beth Ditto is my new fav gal. If I was a tru
gay gal I might be happier.
You tell me?
No don't-pleeze!
Just looking at that Rimmel ad with Mossy:"It's da London Look!"
Mmm be better with a black eye.
Or s copy of The Big Issue.
Alan Alan Alan, I've been faithful to you for nearly 2 months.
My pants are practically begging for teeth to take them off.
I'm going now to read some porn and eat some apple strudel.
Raine will no doubt be eating her body weight in chocolate by
now.
Missed all of u and so sorry for delay. Will try to blog at least
on a bi-weekly basis from now onwards!
Ho-hum.

Besty Becka M XXXXX

9 comments:

Rainex said...

Lindy-thanks for caring!
Yeah it's been bloody vile
lately, I've worked, been
ill (did not dislocate jaw
did have major infection!)
The work was the worst part!!!

ML-I was not up the sales, I
was up my arse smelling my own
shit (in the words of Jade
to Shilpa that is!)

Etoile-you sound happier
definately! Hope life get's
easier for u.

Butterfly-u are nearly as bad
as me for not blogging! Get
to it girly!

butterflyuk said...

Welcome back. Hope you have recovered from your infection. We are just passing it back and forth. Re: blogging - guilty as charged.

Lindy said...

So good to have you back with the living Becca! But are you sure you're up to facing Alan again? What am I saying? You're always up to Alan, hahahahahha.

Rainex said...

Butterfly it's a 2007
ague!
Lindy-yeah hahahahahahaha!

Etoile Tyler said...

I am SO glad that you didn't drop off the face of the Earth. I've been assured numerous times that this is physically impossible. But since I believe you can do anything, I'm sure you could do it.

Glad you're back, superlady.

Rainex said...

Cheers Etoile! (Though I'm
not sure if your faith in
me is misguided!)
Really glad to be backXXX

Foxsden said...

Promise to blog BI-WEEKLY EH? pah this is EXACTLY the kind of non-trustworthy behavour I expect from someone who lives so closly to Canaryland. Booooo

Rainex said...

I meant bi-annually!
Bi-annaly? Cool!

broomhilda said...

Glad to hear that the jaw wasn't dislocated, (although, drunk as I am, if hubby makes it home soon, we shall see how long I can go without the tmj kicking in, lol)