Much ado about Muffin'

Am I the only girl in the world who has
it this hard? I have been suspended from
work! I have to wait for them to contact me
before I can show my face on the premises
again! This is all Justine's fault, well maybe
mine a little.
I had to wait until my lunch time to find her
scarfing down a really nice chocolate muffin.
"Taste nice does it?" I said thrusting my face
as close to hers as I could get it. I could practically
inhale her cake crumbs.
"It was nice, but now there is a bad stink in the air."
Justine smiled to reveal little chocolatey teeth.
I growled at her, caught her up by the throat
and showed her Mr Locust.
"Have you seen this insect before?" I demanded
practically stuffing it up her nose.
"No and I never want to see it again! Get away from
me you damned freak!"
"So you did'nt pour about a hundred of these little
fellows through my letter box then?"
"Your scaring me! Help! Help! SOMEBODY HELP ME!"
"Sssh already!" I tried to hush her up by putting
my hand over her mouth. Unfortunately it was the
hand clutching the locust. She fell lifelessly to the
floor, ah gawd, everyone was looking at me!
"Becka Martin report to the Managers office!"
Sounded the tannoy, the first aiders looked after
Justine who was already coming around from
her swoon. I felt like walking on her face, especially
when she grinned at me and winked!
I explained the situation to Mr Mulville, the Manager.
He nodded away at me and made sympathetic
noises every now and then. But he sent me home.
Everyone thinks I'm nuts now and I might even be
out of a job. Justine has threatened to get the police
involved. Ho hum.
Becka (how do I tell sister-thing?)Martin