ALAN'S NOT A HAPPY GUY
Which is perhaps the understatement of the year!
I smiled at him encouragingly (although it was hard to smile
with all those tubes coming out out all over the shop)
He was too pale but his eyes burned like hot black coals.
"Bitch!" He hissed.
The twins sat either side of him, like sexy cats really, so
louche, they could lick my cream any day of the week!
They smiled at me.
Sol came in and grinned rather too widely.
"You can send him out for starters!" Shuddered Alan, the boys patted
him down.
"You'd better go mate." Said Jude apologetically.
"I knew I should have brought some grapes." Grumbled Sol, he
winked at me. "I shall wait in the foyer, lobby, whatever. I take it that
you will come for me later?"
I'd come for you anytime baby. I thought and nodded.
Sol's eerie eyes blazed, was this guy hot or what? Sexy, scary,
perpetually hard and probably a mind reader!
I turned my attention back to Alan.
"Baby." I said and kissed him, he edged away from me.
"I want you out Becka, out of my life, my head and my bed, now
this minute take your shit out of my home and just fuck off! You
nearly killed me this time, no more now. Just go."
"Alan." Said Quinn and tried to get him to remain calm.
"And you little buggers! Don't think that I wasn't aware what you
have been up to with Becka! You all treat me like a fool, but I only
give you enough rope to hang yourselves with see? You still here?"
This was to me.
"Well yeah! I'm not going anywhere you will have to have me dragged
out before I go anywhere! I love you Alan, I know I'm not the best girlfriend
in the world, but I'm funny, cute and damn good in bed." I smiled.
2 minutes later Sol watched a burly Security man (or woman) I could not tell
as they had breasts, carry me out and dump my arse on the pavement outside the
Hospital.
An Orderly laughed. "Hey love they are normally carried into here!"
"Fuck off!" I said and Sol winced.
"Sorry."He said to the Orderly:"She failed the audition for Big Brother
and it's gone to her head!"
"Shut up!" I said and started to cry, was this the end for me and Alan?
Becka M
p.s Sorry about delay and all Raine going crazy at new job etc
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4 comments:
HAHAHAhahaha!!!!!
Well, now you can sod that big ole Sol with no qualms. Alan will regret this if I know Becca.
Poor Alan. He can't help his "Can't live with you but can't live without you syndrome."
What new job?
Owwwww it's been so loooonnnngggggggg...
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